1. Kristopher: “Mommy,  Jayden smells like poo poo.” “Come here Jayden. Let me see. Let me smell you.”  He proceeds to chase Jayden around while holding his shirt tail, then he peeks in his pants. “Mommy, Jayden poo poo’d on himself.

2. Little Bill is on TV, Bill Cosby flashes by. Jayden: “Grandaddy!!!!!!!!!”  Kristopher: “No, that’s not Grandaddy, that’s Little Bill’s Daddy!”